i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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