My brain says no but my pants say off.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
