its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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