remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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