Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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