i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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