My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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