I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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