Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He has the fingertips of a God
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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