I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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