11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Randomize
