Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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