just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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