never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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