I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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