he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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You dont lie about slip and slides
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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