You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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