what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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