But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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