THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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