they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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