ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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