i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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