i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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