People in love make me want to vomit
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
