Can Purell be used as lube?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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