do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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