i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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