Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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