So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
