I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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