If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
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Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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