Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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