HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Well I just put wine in my tea
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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