At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Holy shit dude........stairs
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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