no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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