i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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