we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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