so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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