Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
soo... how was my night?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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