There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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