I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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