Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
