i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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