I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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