oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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