Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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