Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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