Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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