a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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