The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We need to get me chipped asap
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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