Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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