what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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