WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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