you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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